NE Football themed Art

Digital Vegetable Baiting 

~ A North East Arts Festival ~

The Ancient North East Sport of Vegetable Baiting is part of a wider cultural tradition of sporting based satire, noted for its annual black & white comedy pantomime. 

The 2021 Gurner Prize Winners


The 2021 Gurner Prize Winner for

Film or TV Drama


A club held hostage in an empty stadium in this no action football thriller.

The 2021 Gurner Prize Winner for

Best Screen Adaptation 

 A gritty Northern melodramatic satire on football.


The 2021 Gurner Prize Winner for

Straight to Video

Another unimaginative North East football Drama moves to its inevitable and predictable conclusion.

The 2021 Gurner Prize Winner for

Literature - Non Fiction


The 2021 Gurner Prize Winner for

Literature - Fiction

The Management are Getting away with murder - in this very predicable old fashioned whodunit non mystery.

The 2021 Gurner Prize Winner for

 Other Print Medium



The 2021 Gurner Prize Winner for

Art

Council Sparks outrage with controversial new statue


The 2021 Gurner Prize Winner for

Sculpture

* Previous winner of the Prestigious Gormless Prize 

The 2021 Gurner Prize Winner for

Sports Coverage


The 2021 Gurner Prize Winner for

Light Entertainment 


The 2021 Gurner Prize Winner for

Lifestyle


 Princess Rio, a well known Cheshire landowner and member of the Man United Gold Bog Aristocracy, has offered to reseed her lawn with cabbages to help the foodbank following a recent embarrassment.  


The 2021 Gurner Prize Winner for

Best Remake

Groggy 
Paranoid Pictures 2021


The 2021 Gurner Prize Winner for

Print Journalism



The 2021 Gurner Prize Winner for

Live Arts Production 



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